We all know that suspicious feeling, when your dog sighs just a little bit too dramatically from across the couch. He can tell I told my coworker her dog was, “the cutest little fluff ball I ever did see,” can’t he? After all I do for him—I give him food (a serving size for a dog 1.5 times his size according to our vet), I buy him countless chew toys (mostly tiny replications of things I, too, enjoy, like a Costco bottle of wine), I even put on his favorite tv channel before I leave the house (Bravo)—you would think he’d be a little more grateful. So, why does he look at me with such disdain at the end of the day? Could it be that he was bred to pull a ninety-pound sleigh for seven hours across the arctic tundra, and yet he spends most of his day wearing his sweater vest in suburban Connecticut while watching the housewives debate who stole whose picnic party planner? Possibly. However, a mismatch in desire to transport cargo is no reason to throw in the towel. A DogWatch Hidden fence can truly bring harmony to all energy levels. When you feel like kicking up your feet, while your dog feels like kicking two soccer balls, one grapefruit, and a hula hoop he stole from the neighbor’s child, that’s where we can help. Whether you need a break from your dog’s boundless energy, or you caught spring fever and want to join in with the galavanting, your hidden fence will become as frequently used as your Netflix password.
So, to answer the initial question… maybe? Probably not, but we can’t say for sure. Dogs are nonverbal, so until Elon Musk develops a cross-species translation device, it’s still up in the air. But one thing is crystal clear. You will never regret installing this system. Covid has kept us cooped up for long enough. And without a hidden fence, your dog’s entire life is a Covid quarantine. Take action now before they ask where their stimulus check is! Contact us with any questions or concerns. We will absolutely contain your dog (or cat!) as long as you agree to contain your excitement over your newfound time to actually brush your teeth without first asking if someone “has to tinkle” eleven times. As you’ll come to find out, DogWatch will add tremendously to your life; but, most importantly, it will spare you a few exaggerated huffs and judgmental stares from across the couch.